The home of Alpha and Beta`s stinky cat box

In his post yesterday, Beta blogged about a cacophony that happened in the “feeding room” — a.k.a. kitchen. Although The Big Kitty (the little kitties’ main human caretaker and toy provider) wasn’t present when the CATastrophe occurred, here’s what he pieced together after examining the aftermath.

Alpha jumped onto the kitchen counter near the sink and knocked down a cup filled with water and a couple of flowering twigs. That hit the edge of the sink, fell into the sink, and made the first big noise when it landed amongst the stuff in the sink. That startled Alpha.

Alpha then knocked the soap dish into the sink. More noise, more startled kitty.

Then he backed up and knocked over a container of utensils, almost knocked over the coffee pot, knocked a knife onto the floor (that could have ended badly!), and startled himself even more.

Alpha backed up again and knocked the Brita water pitcher onto the floor, spilling water all over and breaking off a couple of small pieces of the pitcher.

At that point, Alpha left the scene of the crime and was caught by The Big Kitty. Alpha was trying to make it to his hideaway behind the couch. Upon seeing The Big Kitty, Alpha looked scared, as if he were thinking, “Dude, what the hell happened in your kitchen? It sounded bad.”

The Big Kitty has sent evidence (fur and litter) to the lab for DNA testing; we expect the results will confirm the above hypothesis.